Contact Me
By Way Of E-Mail
If you've gotten yourself into a creative dilly of a pickle and need an expert to help guide you to a soft landing (and to mix metaphors), then fill out the form below with all the appropriate details and I'll send you your very own personalized reply.
By Way Of Networks
If you just want to see pictures of my dog sitting in the park, or what Internet videos I'm watching, or a live tweet session of the movie Die Hard, then click on the little circles and add me to your networks.
By Way Of Thought
If you want to reach me with telekinesis, you are more than willing to try though in my experience, this is the least effective way to contact me.