I don’t normally like to post parody videos on here…BECAUSE I’M A SNOB, OKAY!!
No. That’s not it. I don’t usually post them because, like a good topical joke, the shelf-life of these videos is so short. And thanks to the Internet, it’s even shorter. The speed at which a song can go from catchy to hit to covers to parodies to cloying has become days instead of months. That’s crazy to me. I’m sure as I’ve typed this, someone’s career has risen and fallen and maybe risen again (if you’re Jesus!).
That being said, I will post this video because it’s about Big Trouble In Little China.
This video also gets bonus points for including the actual Lo Pan (James Hong). That guy is 83 and he looks almost exactly the same as he did when they shot the movie so I’m guessing he found a green-eyed bride to sacrifice.
Dammit. Now I just want to watch Big Trouble In Little China but my DVD is missing. I still have the case but the disc is gone. How does that even happen? If any of you guys have stumbled on a loose DVD of Big Trouble I think it’s safe to assume that it’s mine so drop me a line and we’ll work something out.