The House That Hova Built

The NYTimes just posted an interview that author Zadie Smith did with Jay-Z and it’s totally worth the read if you’ve got any interest in Jigga…or hip-hop…or fish sandwiches?

The article brings to light a couple of points about Jay-Z such as:

  • he’ll totally order for you at a restaurant
  • he’s prompt
  • he’s probably a vampire (she says that he looks 12 years younger than he is so I’m pretty sure that’s all I need to deduce that fact)

Also this:

…he’s a generalist. Biggie had better boasts, Tupac dropped more knowledge, Eminem is — as “Renegade” demonstrated — more formally dexterous. But Hova’s the all-rounder. His albums are showrooms of hip-hop, displaying the various possibilities of the form.

In essence, Jay-Z is Mario to hip-hop’s Super Mario 2 (or Mario Kart, if you’d prefer). And as a kid (and an adult), I pretty much always played as Mario* so I suppose that explains why Jay is usually in my iTunes rotation. I feel like now would be a good time for the NBC “The More You Know” title.

*Super Mario 2 character breakdowns: Luigi was too unwieldy, the Princess made the game too easy, Toad was too Toad**, while Mario was just the right amount of challenge.

**Honestly, who played Super Mario Bros. and thought, how come I can’t play as that guy that apologizes a bunch of times?

Hot Cheetos & Takis

YNRichKids have a song dedicated to their favourite snacks. There’s not much to say other than this beat is pretty sick and these kids have got flow. I have a feeling I’ll be yelling, “Snack! Snack! Snack! Crunch!” for the whole day. I’d like to use this opportunity to apologize to my co-workers.

They should consider hiring this rapping baby

Full Disclosure: I have no idea what Takis are.

Ya Best Protect Ya Neck!!

The crowd puts up their W’s at the Raekwon and Ghostface Killah show at Dundas Square.

Whew! I can finally take See Any Founding Members of the Wu-Tang Clan Live off of my bucket list. (Sorry Cappadonna.)

It was an amazing show from Raekwon & Ghostface Killah for NXNE 2012 and it was free at Dundas Square. FREE!!! That probably sounds like a whole bunch of liberal, pie-in-the-sky mumbo jumbo and, you know what, it probably is but why are we arguing about politics when…RAE AND GHOST! AND WHAT!?! PROTECT YA NECK! REPPIN’ SHAOLIN MUTHAF**KAS!!

I apologize for that outburst. It’s honestly a Herculean task for me to remain cogent right now and try to write something that resembles a coherent thought because I just saw a performance of Triumph live. I was hoping to try and provide some kind of an objective review of the show but I’m afraid my bias for all things Wu has overridden that.

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Childish Gambino – Silk Pillow

Here’s the new track from Childish Gambino featuring (and co-produced by) Beck!! I love the beat and it’s nice to hear Beck do that “Beck-rapping-thing” that he used to do. I feel like it’s been awhile since he’s done that.

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Bullion – Let’s Go Away For A While

I can’t stop listening to this album. Bullion put this out there in ’07 but I’ve only recently crossed paths with it and it’s constantly in my iTunes rotation. I believe it was just released free online so it’s pretty easy to find the whole thing online but I’ll help you out if you need it.

Bone Pugz-N-Harmony

I love pugs and I love 90′s hip-hop and I just want to put those two things together. Oh why thank you Internet (and Abby Koocher) for saving me the trouble. Much appreciated!

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