More SNL Fox & Friends Corrections

SNL did another Fox & Friends Sketch last night for their Thursday Primetime special so, of course, we’ve got a whole bunch of new corrections. Enjoy!

• The Bible was not a movie first.
• Stalactites is not a childhood disease.
• Iowa City never elected Mayor McCheese.
• Allegra is not a religion.
• Jeremy Lin was traded, not deported.
• The sun and the moon do not high-five as they pass each other.
• Vaginas don’t look like that.
• A dead person’s skull does not contain their memories.
• Ron Paul is one person.
• Not all cats are gay.
• The Atlanta Hawks are a team, not an infestation.
• Ellen DeGeneres never married a car.
• Benedict Arnold was not a character on Diff’rent Strokes.
• A wind turbine has never cut off the head of a pretty girl in a convertible.
• The Tasmanian Devil is not the president of Tasmania.
• Star Wars is essentially a work of fiction.
• Al Gore never claimed to invent Nintendo.
• Hawaii does not rotate every six months.
• Neil Armstrong was not the first person to moon someone.
• The Keystone Pipeline is not filled with Keystone Light.
• Swiss banks are not “full of holes.”
• Camp David doesn’t have a sister camp called Camp Denise.
• Oogielove is not a sexually transmitted disease.
• They did not name Mars after the Mars Rover.
• Monica Lewinsky was never in an internment camp.
• Six comes after five.
• Kim Jong-Un is not the CEO of Yahoo.
• Left-handed people cannot read your thoughts.
• Lobsters are not “ocean spiders.”
• Cat Fancy is a magazine, not a man/cat dating website.
• The U.S. Postal Service never released a Kesha stamp.
• “F” is not a blood type.
• Parsley is not one of the Spice Girls.
• Bolt is not a new action movie starring John C. Reilly.
• LIBOR is not a giant praying mantis.
• Old Navy is not one of the armed forces.
• The letters in “Massachusetts” cannot be rearranged to spell “same sex marriage.”
• Crabs don’t breastfeed.
• Animal Planet is not an acceptable nickname for Telemundo.
• Marco Rubio does not play for the Timberwolves.
• Al-Jazeera is not the co-host of “Tool Time.”
• Babies never “skip ahead” to being 10.
• Angela Merkel is not a palindrome.
• You can’t outrun polio.
• The Negro League is not “back and better than ever.”
• Latin Inches is not the Mexican metric system.
• The Russian national anthem is not the U.S. national anthem played backwards.
• Rocky never fought Lassie.