As you can tell from the previous post, I dressed my dog up as Batman so I shaved off the beard and rocked a mustache so I could go as Commissioner Gordon but when I got home, I did what I always do whenever I rock a ‘stache and that’s break out my maroon turtleneck and my brown velour sport coat and pose for a fake book jacket cover!
Based solely on this author’s photo, you’d think the book would be about ancient Mayan secrets or Nazis or the connection between ancient Mayan secrets and the Nazis. Or it would be a self-help book with a number in the title like, “The Four Promises” or “The Five Pillars to a New & Better You”.
Well, you’d be wrong.
I plan on using this photo for my book where I explode the myth of bears and menstruation, so there. (I’d probably find a way to tie everything back to the ancient Mayan/Nazi war machine so you’re not completely out of left field.)